Wednesday, September 21, 2011

MBGN 2011: How unSOPHISTICATED for Miss World.

So the Miss World event is coming up soon and to represent Nigeria is MBGN 2011, Sylvia Nduka. I don’t know how the judges came up with her as the winner of MBGN 2011 because she wasn’t the crowd’s favorite, but anyhow, she is MBGN 2011. But I know the judges at the Miss World event would be totally different from the MBGN 2011 judges. When I saw her Miss World 2011 Questionnaire on www.bellanaija.com, I could bet with all the possessions that God has given me on this earth (especially if the bet is between me and Aliko Dangote or Mike Adenuga…lol) that this girl wouldn’t go far in this competition unless they cheat for her!


Yes! I am saying it! Not that I wish her bad luck o! NO!!! Not at all! But it would be a waste of wish or prayer to wish or pray for success for a four year old child that wants to write MBBS exam, (how e wan take pass? na jazz?).



This girl needs a lot of brushing up sha; her coaches are not trying abeg.
Check out her interview.

Purple: Please does this girl listen to the news at all? This speaks of poor knowledge of current affairs.
Grey: Is that typo error or what she really said?
Brown: Wouldn’t this NGO have a mission?
Yellow: ‘Pretty’??? So she isn’t beautiful and she’s MBGN? Agbani didn’t get there by being just pretty. MBGN 2011 Judges…smh.
Orange: huh? That personal motto sounds like a ‘danfo’ motto, would have been sweeter in pidgin “show ya sef,omo no time o
Red: She doesn’t have a favorite book cause she doesn’t read anything at all and I guess that’s why knowledge is low.
Blue: Was that visit as a queen? How are you so sure you made an impact in the lives of the children? They told you or just feel so? Cause they should be the ones telling us you did and not you.
Pink: That can’t be “special” because even OBJ can dance too! So you are not an exceptional being? No creativity?
Green: Researching? On what please? When you don’t know what’s happening in naija and don’t even read? Maybe research on bleaching creams and photo-shopped pictures I guess.
Beauty can’t be complete without brains.

Well, all I want now is someone to bet with on her performance at the Miss World contest. :D
I’m proposing “She no go win o”. What do YOU propose?



Photos credit: www.bellanaija.com

5 comments:

  1. well..let's not be in a hurry to loose hope in her yet....guess she needs to b admitted in an 'intensive care unit' where she should burn the midnight candle and catch up on what's up around the world... :)well..let's not be in a hurry to loose hope in her yet....guess she needs to b admitted in an 'intensive care unit' where she should burn the midnight candle and catch up on what's up around the world... :)

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  2. TAKE A CHILL PILL!! CUT THE GIRL SOME SLACK WILL YOU. SHE ISN'T EXACTLY THE SMARTEST GIRL ON EARTH BUT THAT IS WHAT STAGE FRIGHT CAN DO. WITH A LITTLE POLISHING AND EXPOSURE SHE SHOULD PULL THROUGH QUITE WELL. YOU MAY HAVE TO EAT YOUR WORDS THAWED OUT!!!

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  3. I dunno what these other two clowns are on about, but I applaud you for hitting the nail on the head with this one. Besides, what do we really expect when we parade semi-nude women and call it a pageant? Like seriously? Its practically leading a cattle herd to slaughter. So, my dear, we ALL know how she got the title. These things usually go to the Sponsor's candidates from what we understand there's some major tit-for-tat going on there. Just ask their in-house people. No secret whatsoever.

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  4. LMAO...oh lord.I never even looked into the whole MBGN from the onset because to me, it is such a farce...nice to know i didnt miss anything..smh! Even my 10yr old cousin won't utter such gibberish!

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